Names christian and im just your typical 20 year old crazy artist.



roses can be red 

violets aren’t fucking blue

this is an actual correct poem

bottom line: i’d like to fuck you

police officer: you're under arrest for shooting someone in the chest

me: whoever made the rhyme did the crime(:

police officer: haha i have to give you credit for that one dude you're off the hook


when you know you typed ur password wrong but you hit enter still hoping it’s correct


have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?