Names christian and im just your typical 20 year old crazy artist.

 

jimmyspookyurine:

roses can be red 

violets aren’t fucking blue

this is an actual correct poem

bottom line: i’d like to fuck you

police officer: you're under arrest for shooting someone in the chest

me: whoever made the rhyme did the crime(:

police officer: haha i have to give you credit for that one dude you're off the hook

slaive:

when you know you typed ur password wrong but you hit enter still hoping it’s correct

crunchbuttsteak:

have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?